day in the life of krabician mady

HARROW krabi cians!!!! Hope everyone is doing fine in some fun place overseas while im stuck on my bed ok jk anyway its been WATTT ?!? 3 weeks after krabi and looking back at pictures just brings back all the fun times we had together? And listening to na xie nian EVEN WORSE jin emo one leh like sentimental AGRREE? Bf I blog I just wanna say thanks u everyone for making this trip the best 5 days of 2015 legit ok!! Cant thank clem enough for this trip cos not for u we wouldn’t have class trip I love how we took care of everyone really #leavenomanbehind actually only cos got clem and chin JK la but yeah everyone made the trip vvvv fun for me and I wouldn’t have had it any other way this trip really made me feel like we have grown into one big kardashian family, from being strangers 2 years ago to friends to family? WAHHH not many ppl have such an expericene so thank yo gusy really hope we have part 2 3 4 5 6 till infinity ok but pls not to china thanks ok so unfortunately I cant really rem things in chronological order nor know how to blog like pro XY I will try my best READY 3 2 1….

Hi krabicians, I will sart of with memorable times

I wont forget the drama we had everday worse that KPOP leh so yeah I rem holding giresh so tight on his arm (jin hairy BTW) cos he was choking and no joke I was damn scared though I swim faster than phelps and won 9 gold at Beijing oylmpics #just saying, then got seasick omg wore than mrng sickeness HHHAAH JK I want football team rem so krabi gave me some trng alr THANS LA jk I was feeling so uncofmfotable and traumatized by the waves so I cried sozz to make ur worried but thank for helping me esp XY who ddint snroekl like AHH TANK Q and cher luo witht thet black wristband which hoepfullly and I think worked then got caught in heavy rain I think should be convetional rain after emerald springs and I remYH fell? Hehehe YH u jin funny hehe oh then we were so cold and CK and xY #cling were sharing their moment under the umbrella??? AI QING in krbi began……. Until 10 legged beast stroke LMAO

I rem first day stupiak clem and marias in the kitchen played music so loud my parenst from Singapore couls also hear ok JK but yeah just so loud I wanted to fry u all ALIVE acatully maybe not cos ur made bfast for me MUACKS but guess whats the best joke? Someone forgot to rbng the food we made (I mean I made) pls own up NOW jk lets bygones  by bygoens heheh thanks ppl who brought nuts and oreo and sweet AKA MEEEE then  at nite we had truth and dare and impersonations I think giresh can join mediacorp and be a fishball there and CK can join sharpay is high scol musical cos jin drama yi ge HAHHAHA rem  how w plucked giresh hair n had to use a brigh yellow cushon cos coudlt see his hair? I died hahhh ok part 2 tbc cos madmadmadyyy meeting simon and ellen for interview BYEEEEEEE

CRABI DAY 4 (grand Prix krabi) clement

Sooo I chose to start with day 4 cos I feel like it ok fight me. Nah actually cos there's like 20 day ones and I don't wanna rehash anyone work so this one will be more genuine.

We continue on from the night before I THINK we watched SPY(which was damm fuked up) but the point is we slept at like 3am or 4am. So next thing I knew is at 8am ck(I think) waking me up and telling me Ms Oy is right outside our house so normally I cnfm cannot wake up(as discovered on USS day) but no choice. And I'm like fkfkfkfkfkfk everyones asleep and can't even wash up so I went out to say hi hoping she won't realize like everyone is actlly asleep and make it seem like we were all prepared to go get our bikes. Luckily enuf ppl were awake so ck xy and chin and I took ms oys car(ya I admit I was surprised I thought shed ride motorbike or something) to the bike shop which was 3min from our villa. The bike shop was damm cool ya since for some reason no photos WHY IS THERE NO PHOTOS???? this is their website 

So we cycled back to our villa it was DAMM fun! So then we had to make another trip but we had only 4 people and 5 bikes left but then a WILD JZ APPEARED at the door I think he just woke up then I was like "JZ!! WANNA CYCLE?" Then he was like "ok" so off we went again. We took some different road back otw so I remember I asked chin like 3 times chin are you sure this is the way back but lesson is trust the scout

So we reached back at like 840 and the truck taking us to ATV was coming at 9. So obviously we made the truck driver wait again HAHAHA. The atv place was in some forest and when we reached they were selling ponchos and I looked at the sky and it was so blue and I was like nope lmao. But who knew it would become a pigfest anyway HAHA xy and Cheryl yall smart! Attached r some photos

This is my pink Helmut twinsie

This pic dam nice shit just found it

Jina u know what to do with the one behind. Look at the lovely black circle on chins otherwise flawless shirt! Guess who did it? (From a distance of 5m it took great skill)

So essentially we spent one hour rollin in the jungle in mud where I had a great battle with Giresh Cheryl and xy but I don't remember scoring any nice hits. Also, I don't know which driving simulator yihang said he uses but I'm pretty sure its missing a steering feature he kept driving into the frikin bushes HAHAHA  

For hire! 3 strong men to flip ATVs at a cost of 1000baht! (Comes with a free bumper)

So right at the end(or so I thought) when we stopped riding already, I was just looking around harmlessly when this giant glob of shit landed in my MOUTH. All thanks to xinying for allowing me to enjoy an all natural lava cake! Ofc I repaid the favour many times HAHAHA. But my luck was not as bad as  #BLC, who got shot in the EYE by the ninja JITESH, ouch!!!!!!! 

Knight in white armor chin to the rescue!!! While the guilty one is washing away all the evidence behind

We then went to wash up with the large hose and practiced our MAGIC TRICK there's a nice video somewhere! Then we went to eat fruits where our 2 marias decided they had to take a 5meter truck ride to join us ????!???!?!?!???!??!??!?!? Hahahahaha and on the other hand we have scout leader chin who walks literally anywhere #diversity

Next, we headed to a nearby place to do elephant riding. I seem to have forgotten most of it, but I do remember I was sitktng next to YOHANG and our elephant was 72 or smth. Behind us, Cheryl and loco were having a photoshoot with like 102949 cameras haha.

This is our.. Driver? His name is sawadeephant and he's 22! Jk I forgot

Then we went back to Umi villa at around 12++, where nic and shar and (who else?) Went to krabi town to get maddypaddy and jaden Smith dreadlocks, while the rest of us did either Thai massage and oil massage, the business of none other than ms OY. I don't rmbr much of the massage cos I was asleep LOL.

THENN we started preparing lunch, and that was the day the world saw the rise of the genius potato crew. So what happened was chin gave instructions to skin the potatoes before his massage, and so the crew comprising ck xy Giresh and we did so... 

Or did we? 

We did that and more! Behold the potato boats! I mean, we are the seven seas, so ofc our cuisine has to reflect that. And they tasted pretty good btw, except the chocolate one(I lied).

As for the insides of the potatoes, we tried to turn it into mashed potato(long story involving 3 pebbles, a zip lock bag and many knives) but didn't work out too well, and well somehow or another we ended up with a plate of hash browns(not complaning)

after which (around 4?) 

Jaden Smith returned!! With bieber beside her! (The one you can never say never to ;) jkjkjkjk don't kill me Angelia)

AANND off we were on our biking journey to NOPPARAT THARA beach.

Which looked like that by the time we got there. The cycling was sooo good the wind in ur face ur hair streaming behind you the... Whatever ya basically it was good. The girls were all wearing like dresses so q funny hahaha totally dressed for the occasion but ok very photogenic. And the beach was just WOWZERS

Oh wait actually it wasn't that dark cos this photo exists here are 4 white girls who aren't so white anymore
So we went on 2 trips cos there wasn't enough bikes for everyone. (9 bikes 11ppl) (for full experience go watch gopro in nics gdrive its all there!) I think this was one of the best moments

We reached back around 7

Had an amazing family dinner. Look at the youngest daughter (shes only 8!!) On the far left! PhotoCreds to nicc and I was honoured to be given a place next to BEETROOT LEE (soon)

After which, we settled down for the making of the community chest. 

This is the sentinel which ensures nobody dozes off/helps direct the spotlight to the winners of the com chest questions! And a HTHT followeddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

I shall end the story here cos the night didn't end zzz story to be continued in day 5!!! Like, subscribe and comment if you would like more stories! Nah jk that's Cheryl's line shall not steal it

Krabi Day 2- Loco!!

krabi day 5: xy

here!

Man I'm quite sad I finished recounting every day already :_( see u guys soon okay

day 1: loco!!!

Click link below

day 4: xy! :-)

here!!!!

hehe this one a bit more words
I feel like I put more effort into writing these than my math assignments #sorrymrsim !!!

guys I can literally read everyone's posts in their voices!!!!! it's damn cool

Krabi Day 1: Ethen Y.Song

Ok I don't really remember what time I woke up but I remember I packed my luggage at like 12am + book hotel for Japan trip= slept at like 230am so i was fucking screwed but nvm. So I took a car and reached the airport rather on time but I didn't know where the photo taken on the class group is so i walked towards starbucks then jz told me opposite direction then i was like "fml" so i had to walk back.

First Day - Jia Ze

I woke up at around 9 am and I was like  "Omg I cannot believe I'm gonna fly in a few hours!?!?" Classic me always does some last minute packing even though I have already been packing for 2 days ,with mummy rushing me and pressuring me as usual. And I would reply with "Chill". Fast forward to the airport. I was genuinely afraid that I would be the latest, which would be a huge irony especially since I live in Pasir Ris! (But thanks westies and gman) Saw Nicole and Madeline near Krispy Kreme and we walked to the staff canteen together, where we saw Cheryl's whole family and then Jina!

krabi day 3: sharmaine

Very unmotivated to recount the day's events, will do so when I find motivation haha sorry

Meanwhile read xy's blog it's very comprehensive and cute

Sorryyyy bubz hehe

Oh oh oh I think Day 3 was the morning when I microwaved eggs for breakfast and it was so nice to find out that boarding and shit utilities has served me relatively well coz no choice but to improvise w microwave lol

Anw after everyone woke up we changed into trekking attire and went into the Van but clement didn't bring shoes or smth so he was gonna wear Cheryl's but he legit looked like a GER so thank god Chin lent him his shoes

Then we took the van and arrived at the temple place
Oh ya I rmb on the way Chin pointedto this tiny Golden thing up in the hill and said we're going there and I legit thought at first that the van was going to drive us up but no...
Actually prior to this I also had NO idea that we were going to climb 1237 steps, I thought trekking means legit trekking (like walking) and not climbing but no choice also so I had to suck it uppppp
But thank God past few weeks during As I still went to run a lot so I wasn't particularly unfit so going up was quite uneventful and ok

 Step 0

While going up I thought the monkeys were cute and simply told everyone to not carry plastic bags coz mac ritchie monkeys have taught me well
Oh ya funny thing was that JBL was with me in my bag so music was initially drifting out of my bag, quite funny imo until we decided ot stop playing music coz scared to attract monkeys

And then we were up I was right behind yohang and first-hand witnessed him grunting and shouting fyeah at the top rly sounds.... grotesque

So pretty! Can u see how we're above the clouds
Sian Im'm itching to edit this pic but lazy



Hi giresh

Oh nice I edited this yay love chrome w less saturation damn pretty

Look at howugly it is w/o editing eeeeyer

Funny coz mady is like "I'm deadbeat" and Cheryl is like "wah that was tough" and Chin is like "is there more?????"




fav but backlit a f

I think I recommended everyone to do the same pose

But ya it's damn nice 

Yihang act cool jk I made him pose coz good natural lighting is the best

Backlit as f but managed to salvage it and Loco looks so demure wtf

I have 5 of these pics and I chose the ugliest where everyone is least prepared (coz can't see the small icons) nice la shar

A little backlit or it could have been gorgeous
But I rly like this pic as it is alr

Cutiepie came up to me and I talked to it just to take pics of it but didn't have food to give him sigh

I think my obsession with risk is bordering unhealthy

Look at that disgusting backlight!!! Wah I suck at taking backlit pics sian damn uglyyyyy

(not u yohang, I meant the lighting)

 

Lol buddahception 

wah ange whole trip u look damn gud


poke

cutes i miss yallll

So glad the tourist took such a nice shot!

The way down was HELL coz my knees have always been shit probabylcoz of ballet and the whole archilles tendon shit so when I went these crazy steps my knees just started hurting either tgt or one at a time and it was just sucky as hell coz 1237 steps is a lot. But then Chin fashioned a knee guard thing with Cheryl's bag strap and it helped so much if u see this tq so much chin! But then my other knee started hurting sian
so Nic was like "let's selfie then you won't be so tired shar" HAHA

Ok drama no.2 was halfway down suddenly tourists started getting attacked by the monkeys like apparently clement also got monkeys flung on him so he shook them off and cheryl and nicole were screaming and being damn scared but at this point I was fcking pissed at my knees so I just was like f*everyone that kinda thing and that included the monkeys so I just stomped my way through town this sonofab*tch monkey just lay down in front of me like a freaking model that type and wouldn't budge even though it could sense my presence. So I got fed up and just said excuse me damn loudly to the monkey using some fake angry voice and guess what????? It worked!!!!!!